101 Chat Up lines - Part 1

"God must have been in a very good mood the day we met."

"Congratulations! You've been voted 'Most Beautiful Girl In This Room' and the grand prize is a night with me!"

"Hi. You'll do."

"I hope we are laughing together this time next year."

"All those curves, and me with no brakes."

"Girl, you look so good, I could put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit!"

"Nice dress. Can I talk you out of it?"

"Oh no, I'm choking! I need mouth-to-mouth, quick!"

"Were your parents Greek Gods, because it takes two gods to make a goddess."

"Excuse me, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?"

"Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!"

"Should I call you in the morning or nudge you?"

"Those are nice jeans, do you think I could get in them?"

"You, me, handcuffs, and whipped cream: interested?"

"Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you."

"Come back to my place and if you don't like it, I swear I'll give you a full refund."

"That's a nice shirt, it would go great with my floor."

"Have you ever played leap frog naked?"

"If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon."

"Will you marry me for just one night?"

"There are 265 bones in the human body. How would you like one more?"

"Picture this, you, me, bubble bath and a bottle of champagne."

"So darling, want to see why the girls call me tri-pod?"

"Lie down. I think I love you."

"I've not had sex in two years. No matter what you did, kiss me all over, dance for me, or wear provocative outfits, I would not give in. Want to test me?"

"Excuse me, do you have a cigarette? Actually, I don't want one, I just wanted to start a conversation with you."

"You like sleeping? Me too! We should do it together sometime."

"Do you want to see the soles of your feet in the wing mirrors of my car?"

"Hello, do you like fat guys with no money?"

"Can I add a branch to your family tree?"

"Football players can go for 90 minutes and know 11 different positions. Just thought you should know that."

"Didn't you go to ********* primary school?"

"I'm going to try and chat you up. If nothing else, it'll give you a good laugh."

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