101 Chat Up lines - Part 3

"Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together?"

"Your legs must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night."

"Are you free tonight or will it cost me?"

"I'm on top of things in my life. Would you like to be one of them?"

"Want to come see my hard drive? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it isn't floppy."

"You make my software turn to hardware!"

"Shhh - I'm a spy. Are you Natasha, my contact?"

"Are you busy tonight at 3am, baby?"

"I'm not drunk...I'm just intoxicated by you."

"I lost my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went to this cheap hotel room."

"Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes."

"Are you a goddess. Then why do I want to kneel before you?"

"Hey gorgeous, you must be a light switch, cos every time I see you, you turn me on!"

"Fancy a drink and some lovemaking?" If the answer is no, reply: "What, you don't drink?"

"You know, you might be asked to leave this place soon. You're making the other women look really bad."

"When they made the alphabet they should have put U and I together."

"I think I can die happy now, 'cause I've just seen a piece of heaven."

"I've been hoping to talk to you all night."

"My lenses turn dark in the sunshine of your love."

"If I follow you home, will you keep me?"

"Do you have a plaster? Because I grazed my knee when I fell for you, just now."

"If you were a pair of pants I'd wear you out!"

"Inheriting 80 million quid doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart."

"I'm not looking for a relationship, I'm looking for a religious experience."

"So, do you like fat guys with no money?"

"You're ugly but you intrigue me."

Lick your finger, wiping it on the girl's t-shirt and say: "Let's get you out of these wet clothes."

"I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down. Do you fancy a date?"

"Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns."

"Your eyes are like spanners... every time you look at me my nuts tighten!"

"OK, which chat-up lines haven't you heard yet?"

"Did the sun just come out, or is it your smile that's lighting up the room?"

"Live in my heart and pay no rent!"

"I don't know you, but I think I love you already."

"You must be a broom – you've swept me off my feet!"

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