The 25 best of the worst country-western song titles 

1. Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In The Bed 

2. Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye 

3. Her Teeth Was Stained, But Her heart Was Pure 

4. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away? 

5. I Can't Get Over You, So Why Don't You Get Under Me? 

6. I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling 

7. I Got In At 2 With A '10' And Woke Up At 10 With A '2' 

8. I Hate Every Bone In Your Body Except For Mine 

9. I Just Bought A Car From A Guy That Stole My Girl, But the Car Don't Run So I Figure We Got An Even Deal 

10. I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You 

11. I Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well 

12. I Still Miss You, Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better 

13. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win 

14. I'll Marry You Tomorrow But Let's Honeymoon Tonite 

15. I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like Having You Here 

16. I've Got Tears In My Ears From Lying On My Back Crying Over You 

17. If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You 

18. If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I'd Be Out By Now 

19. Mama Get A Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head) 

20. My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love Jesus 

21. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him 

22. Please Bypass This Heart 

23. She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger 

24. You Done Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat 

25. You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly 


 

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